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WTF Ecard with text: People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them.
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about this card: ghost monkeys | On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch’s allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.
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