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WTF Ecard with text: People who dont believe in phosphorescent ghost monkeys have a much harder time dealing with encounters with them. — about this card: ghost monkeys | On Wednesdays I traditionally post an older card and then spend the rest of the day praising Rupert Murdoch’s allegedly corrupt publishing empire. That they may or may not have bugged my phone and recorded me drunkenly singing Jewel songs at 2am has only made me more supportive of them.

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New Year's Ecard with text: Happy New Year. Have fun out there but remember: spider monkeys. They're a silent killer.

WTF Ecard with text: If I see a Western Lowland Gorilla today I am totally treating it as suspicious.

Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: If you don't like your first-born, it's useful keeping him or her around because it can be useful in supernatural transactions.

WTF Ecard with text: Nobody thinks I'm delusional except my imaginary friend, and what the hell does he know?

WTF Ecard with text: Sometimes I see thing in the corner of my eye that I don't feel all that comfortable talking about yet.

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In which I accidentally create a religion.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?