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Workplace ecard: I am not admitting anything here - I am simply saying that you should probably use hand sanitizer after using the photocopier. Ecard image showing: I am not admitting anything here - I am simply saying that you should probably use hand sanitizer after using the photocopier.

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I think I made this card for the Covid outbreak, as a way of encouraging people to use hand sanitizer. Yes, technically I first published this card in May, 2010, but I’ve always been ahead of the curve.
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Published on 3 May 2010

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photocopier advice

I think I made this card for the Covid outbreak, as a way of encouraging people to use hand sanitizer. Yes, technically I first published this card in May, 2010, but I've always been ahead of the curve.

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I am not admitting anything here - I am simply saying that you should probably use hand sanitizer after using the photocopier.

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