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The Christmas season is over and people are limping resentfully back into work and complaining vaguely about feeling under the weather. Anyone claiming to be sick is lying, of course; they just want to go home and eat cake like it's the last week of December. Take it from me: my bird flu is giving me hell.
The Story So Far, Part I
I just disappeared for four years. It's time to come out from the woodwork, but where do I start? How about I go back to the middle?
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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of the day trying to convince a single individual that I am some kind of imaginary friend that only they can see.
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