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Get Well ecard: I am sorry you are feeling sick tomorrow and wish there was something I could do to help, Ecard image showing: I am sorry you are feeling sick tomorrow and wish there was something I could do to help,

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You can go ahead and send this card to anyone - no need to wait for them to be sick. Let’s face it, the odds of them being sick tomorrow is way higher than normal. Oh, don’t thank me. Thank the government!
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