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Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: If you dont decorate the front of your house with morbid, grisly plastic ornaments that were manufactured in China, then people think you're some kind of weirdo.

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Fourth of July Ecard with text: Americans will spend $600 million dollars on fireworks for the 4th of July. 99% of those fireworks will be imported from China. Happy Independence Day.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: i can't find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep - so i think you're in the clear with jesus.

Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration.

WTF Ecard with text: So it turns out that trying to order panda in a Chinese restaurant is considered offensive.

Halloween Greetings Ecard with text: Let's get dressed up as suburban parents, knock on doors and ask if the candy is gluten-free.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?