Prepare your children | Dark Humor Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Dark Humor Ecard with text: prepare your children for their real economic future. teach them how to pick pockets.

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WTF Ecard with text: Never annoy a dozen 4-year-olds who are armed with hatchets. Because they could probably take you down.

Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas, and always remember: you can celebrate Christmas all year round if you know how to shoplift.'

Family Ecard with text: The most effective way to deal with any manifestation of sibling rivalry among small children is to issue them with light sabers.

CheerUp Ecard with text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.

Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear about your loss and hope that there is no possible way that you can be mistakenly implicated.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?