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Excuses Ecard with text: Cannot hang out. Am a prisoner of my mind and it needs me to kill dragons.
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about this card: prisoner | I’m still in Granada, and just tried to order room service. I’m in a bit of a difficult mood so I tried to order swan. Black swan. They told me they didn’t have black swan on the menu so I said I’d settle for an ordinary swan that had been dyed black. Even when I’m difficult I’m highly reasonable. But I’m not going to lie; this has nothing to do with today’s card.
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