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Excuses Ecard with text: Cannot hang out. Am a prisoner of my mind and it needs me to kill dragons. — about this card: prisoner | I’m still in Granada, and just tried to order room service. I’m in a bit of a difficult mood so I tried to order swan. Black swan. They told me they didn’t have black swan on the menu so I said I’d settle for an ordinary swan that had been dyed black. Even when I’m difficult I’m highly reasonable. But I’m not going to lie; this has nothing to do with today’s card.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.

New Year's Ecard with text: Late again with the New Years Celebrations, China? Don't worry about the dragons. If you look closely you'll see they have people inside of them.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?