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Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: Progress report: I now have THREE sexual fantasies of you that don't involve smurfs.
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about this card: progress report | So, what did you do today? I drew a smurf. What?! Yeah - a smurf. Damn, man. Yeah I know - keep me in your prayers.
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