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CheerUp ecard: You should just feel grateful that I cannot always control the universe with my mind. (Picture of a Pterodactyl about to attack an innocent-looking man.) Ecard image showing: You should just feel grateful that I cannot always control the universe with my mind. (Picture of a Pterodactyl about to attack an innocent-looking man.)

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The worst thing about people being sad is the way they try to make you the scapegoat. ‘I am sad because of you. I am sad because I don’t have a sofa anymore. I am sad because we had to call fire-fighters to the house.’ My point here is that people wouldn’t need to feel sad if they didn’t buy brown sofas in the first place. Here is an ecard with a pterodactyl on it.
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Published on 4 Feb 2014

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pterodactyl

The worst thing about people being sad is the way they try to make you the scapegoat. 'I am sad because of you. I am sad because I don't have a sofa anymore. I am sad because we had to call fire-fighters to the house.' My point here is that people wouldn't need to feel sad if they didn't buy brown sofas in the first place. Here is an ecard with a pterodactyl on it.

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You should just feel grateful that I cannot always control the universe with my mind. (Picture of a Pterodactyl about to attack an innocent-looking man.)

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