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Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day, etc. I honestly bought you chocolate but can no longer find it and am now operating under the theory that it was eaten by raptors.
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about this card: raptors | Some say that Valentines Day is a commercialized confidence trick played on lovers, a cloying manufactured holiday, a manipulative marketing mechanism. But me? I only worry about two things. One, that if you don’t buy someone chocolate right now, your entire relationship will crumble to pieces. And two, that raptors may not be as extinct as “the authorities” claim.
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