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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. God might not be listening to you but the CIA always is. — about this card: redacted | I guess I was born to cheer people up. When someone is sad I remind them that they could die at any moment, perhaps at the hand of a someone they know, who pays for axes with cash, and is, moreover, familiar with the floor plan of their house. God clearly wants us all to be happy, so am I an act of God? I don’t know, the Vatican is still ignoring my letters. Nice bureaucracy, guys.

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Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

Christmas Ecard with text: merry christmas from the u.s. department of homeland security. keeping the skies safe this holiday season!

Christmas Ecard with text: everything in the world is fantastic. i love the government. merry Christmas

Dark Humor Ecard with text: The world's most powerful government has has designated you as both a terror target and a terror suspect. This means you do not have the right to utter the phrase 'i am bored' ever again.

WTF Ecard with text: If I was delusional then God would not have personally befriended me in the first place.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?