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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. God might not be listening to you but the CIA always is.
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about this card: redacted | I guess I was born to cheer people up. When someone is sad I remind them that they could die at any moment, perhaps at the hand of a someone they know, who pays for axes with cash, and is, moreover, familiar with the floor plan of their house. God clearly wants us all to be happy, so am I an act of God? I don’t know, the Vatican is still ignoring my letters. Nice bureaucracy, guys.
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