![CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. God might not be listening to you but the CIA always is.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/827_hudb87d08dac2d7fc1aeb01e349721b888_40271_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | I guess I was born to cheer people up. When someone is sad I remind them that they could die at any moment, perhaps at the hand of a someone they know, who pays for axes with cash, and is, moreover, familiar with the floor plan of their house. God clearly wants us all to be happy, so am I an act of God? I don’t know, the Vatican is still ignoring my letters. Nice bureaucracy, guys.
21 Mar 2013