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Ecard text: I enjoy touching you in a romantic sort of way. The secret chambers of my heart are haunted no longer by the delicious tactile squeak of inflatable farm animals. Nonetheless I think your effect on me has been positive overall.
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The Perfect Query Letter for Literary Agents

My quest to find a literary agent, its reasons, and some very excellent advice on how you too can query a literary agent.

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Ecard text: tonight, it's just about you and me, and morris, my mildly bi-curious teddybear.
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Ecard text: custard is also a lubricant
On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.
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Ecard text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.
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Ecard text: let's act like the webcam isn't switched on.
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