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    Ecard text: I enjoy touching you in a romantic sort of way. The secret chambers of my heart are haunted no longer by the delicious tactile squeak of inflatable farm animals. Nonetheless I think your effect on me has been positive overall.
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    Flirting cards 24 Sep 2008

    Ecard text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.
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    Flirting cards 4 Jun 2008

    Ecard text: let's act like the webcam isn't switched on.
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