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Thanksgiving Ecard with text: This Thanksgiving I am thankful that our civilization has moved beyond the ritual sacrifice of animals.
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about this card: sacrifice | I’m not American but I live in Boston and have learned some of your customs. I know that Thanksgiving is about men sitting about watching sport all day while women cook for them. I have to admit this barbaric cultural practice does offend my modern sensibilities but I guess it’s just a tradition that predates our contemporary awareness that men are better cooks than women.
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