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Zombie Ecard with text: 'In the event of zombies, remember: sanity first. Try to take some time out of every day to enjoy yourself. (Picture of bloodstained bobcat forklift thing chasing zombie).' — about this card: sanity first | I worry about some things. I worry that there’s going to be a zombie outbreak and that most of you aren’t going to approach it with the spirit of joie de vivre. ‘Cause I’ve seen the movies and everyone runs around screaming and dying while talking earnestly about their relationships. I want you to all know that I’ll do my best to help you survive but no-one is allowed to be a buzz-kill, okay?

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