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On Wednesdays in December I like to post an older card, then I meditate backwards through time and space. Once I traveled back to ‘02 and had coffee with myself. I tried to convince me that gum boots would be fashionable in 10 years but I didn’t believe me. Actually, I haven’t believed anything my Future Self has said for about a decade now.
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santa is real

On Wednesdays in December I like to post an older card, then I meditate backwards through time and space. Once I traveled back to '02 and had coffee with myself. I tried to convince me that gum boots would be fashionable in 10 years but I didn't believe me. Actually, I haven't believed anything my Future Self has said for about a decade now.

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