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Love ecard: I think that if you really cared about me I would have come home to find you dressed as a Japanese school girl at least half a dozen times by now. Ecard image showing: I think that if you really cared about me I would have come home to find you dressed as a Japanese school girl at least half a dozen times by now.

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Look - I’m not saying I don’t have issues but when I showed today’s card to the guy who delivers my mail he embraced me, burst into tears and declared himself ’expressed’. I showed it to the guy in Starbucks and he grasped my hand firmly, called me brother and announced my lattes would be free forever or his life would be forfeit. It’s not all that bad being a spiritual leader some days.
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Published on 12 May 2012

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school girl

Look - I'm not saying I don't have issues but when I showed today's card to the guy who delivers my mail he embraced me, burst into tears and declared himself 'expressed'. I showed it to the guy in Starbucks and he grasped my hand firmly, called me brother and announced my lattes would be free forever or his life would be forfeit. It's not all that bad being a spiritual leader some days.

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I think that if you really cared about me I would have come home to find you dressed as a Japanese school girl at least half a dozen times by now.

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