Ecard text: The secret to having a successful career is to be in the right place at the right time with a camera.
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We have an entire category of Inspirational Ecards, though it's a sadly neglected place lately because, well, if I was to write a self-help book it would probably be called "Everybody Should Work It Out For Themselves" and Chapter III would be titled "Choosing Randomly". BTW today's card is an inspirational ecard, so shush.
ABOUT THIS CARD
We have an entire category of Inspirational Ecards, though it's a sadly neglected place lately because, well, if I was to write a self-help book it would probably be called "Everybody Should Work It Out For Themselves" and Chapter III would be titled "Choosing Randomly". BTW today's card is an inspirational ecard, so shush.

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