Skip to main content
Menu closed

Keyboard Shortcuts

  • Press 'Escape' to close menus
  • Use arrow keys to navigate menus
  • Press 'Enter' to select menu items
WRONGCARDS Wrongcards Logo Wrongcards Logo
  • @bluesky
  • About
  • My Substack
Skip to main content

Navigation shortcuts:

  • Press '/' to focus search
  • Press 'Esc' to close menus

Categories

  • Celebration
  • Family
  • Concerned
  • Holiday
    • Christmas (Current Section)
    • Easter
    • Thanksgiving
    • St Patrick's Day
    • Mother's Day
    • Father's Day
    • Independence Day
    • Happy New Year
    • Halloween
    • Columbus Day
  • Jewish
  • Just Because
  • Love
  • Dark Humor
Christmas Ecard with text: Because I am a liberal with a Secular Progressive Agenda I do not give gifts at XMAS. Instead I sponsor a terrorist or volunteer at the local abortion clinic where we kill heterosexual fetuses for free. We round off the holiday with eggnog, because it is nice.
  1. Home
  2. /
  3. Ecards
  4. /
  5. Holiday
  6. /
  7. Christmas
  8. /
  9. Secular progressive

23 Dec 2009

Previous
Share
x

Share this Card

Twitter Linkedin Facebook Pinterest Reddit Email
Send
Next
you might also like
Christmas Ecard with text: Santa might give more expensive gifts to rich kids but only because he knows they'll eventually trickle down to poor kids.

trickle down christmas

The first Christmas wrongcard for 2010 is here. And you'll see that I chose to avoid controversy and just stick to the basic themes, which is how I like to operate. If you aren't feeling the Christmas spirit yet, try a Christmas-themed snack - like gingerbread. Or a leg of venison.

Christmas

from the newsletter

I suppose it’s hard to be a good man. One time, I read a book about Buddhism and there was nothing in there about buying bazookas off the black market and firing them at jet-skis. Even Eastern Philosophy has its limits.

— The Sunshine State Without the Crazy

my newsletter is called

My Blameless Life

read it here ➞

you might also like
Christmas Ecard with text: Santa might give more expensive gifts to rich kids but only because he knows they'll eventually trickle down to poor kids.

trickle down christmas

The first Christmas wrongcard for 2010 is here. And you'll see that I chose to avoid controversy and just stick to the basic themes, which is how I like to operate. If you aren't feeling the Christmas spirit yet, try a Christmas-themed snack - like gingerbread. Or a leg of venison.

Christmas

latest newsletters

How the author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy foresaw AI chatbots, voice assistants, and irritating kitchen appliances decades before anyone else
— Don't Panic, but Douglas Adams Predicted All of This

Our decline into madness is inevitable, so there's really no need to panic.
— Never Go Full Rowling (Spoiler: You Will)

How I Maintained a Website for 17 Years That Google Refuses to Understand
— The Best Ecards Website Nobody Knows About

Or, How My Daughter Discovered Australian Politics (and Ran Screaming)
— Magpies, Ministers, and My Daughter's First Political Meltdown

An illustration of a coffee-cup, and the text: 'buy me coffee'.

Secular Progressive

...

tags:progressive, liberal, secular

Because I am a liberal with a Secular Progressive Agenda I do not give gifts at XMAS. Instead I sponsor a terrorist or volunteer at the local abortion clinic where we kill heterosexual fetuses for free. We round off the holiday with eggnog, because it is nice.
Wrongcards Logo Wrongcards Logo
  • About Me
  • About Wrongcards
  • Buy Me Coffee
  • Newsletters
  • Get In Touch
© Copyright 2008-2025 All Rights Reserved