Ecard text: Because I am a liberal with a Secular Progressive Agenda I do not give gifts at XMAS. Instead I sponsor a terrorist or volunteer at the local abortion clinic where we kill heterosexual fetuses for free. We round off the holiday with eggnog, because it is
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