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Apology ecard: I am sorry if I don't always seem to take you very seriously but in my defense it is only because I don't take you very seriously. Ecard image showing: I am sorry if I don't always seem to take you very seriously but in my defense it is only because I don't take you very seriously.

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I may be a Rapscallion but I also have high standards. This is why I absolutely refuse to drink in a bar that lets people like me through the door. A lot of people ask me how to get started as a Rapscallion but we have a very strict dress code and I always try to talk them out of it. You know, a Rapscallion is only three nice suits away from becoming a bounder. It’s why I can’t own nice suits.
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Published on 26 Jul 2013

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I may be a Rapscallion but I also have high standards. This is why I absolutely refuse to drink in a bar that lets people like me through the door. A lot of people ask me how to get started as a Rapscallion but we have a very strict dress code and I always try to talk them out of it. You know, a Rapscallion is only three nice suits away from becoming a bounder. It's why I can't own nice suits.

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