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Family Ecard with text: The most effective way to deal with any manifestation of sibling rivalry among small children is to issue them with light sabers.
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sibling rivalry

about this card: sibling rivalry | Like most people I had parents. They ran a complex experiment on me called ‘raising a child without reading a book or consulting anybody who has done it before’. But they must have done something right because God says he prefers me to just about everybody else in the world. In fact I could become a prophet but I suffer from a phobia of beards. Today’s card is about families.
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