New Year's Ecard with text: Happy New Year. Have fun out there but remember: spider monkeys. They're a silent killer.

About This Card | Remember a few years back when everyone thought the world would end because some Mayans had predicted it, even though the Mayans didn’t predict the conquistadors? Well, I knew that was going to happen. I prophesied it. The only thing stopping me from closing down Wrongcards and becoming a professional prophet is the obligation to grow facial hair. I’m afraid of mustaches.

29 Dec 2015

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