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Thanksgiving ecard: This Thanksgiving I plan on being thankful for my ancestor's genetic resistance to small pox.
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I watch TV, so I consider myself pretty well-informed. So I know that Thanksgiving started in America but, like baseball, it just hasn’t really taken off anywhere else. When you’re saying what you’re grateful for, remember to keep it random. ‘I’m thankful for surviving the Walrus Incident’ should keep them guessing.
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I watch TV, so I consider myself pretty well-informed. So I know that Thanksgiving started in America but, like baseball, it just hasn't really taken off anywhere else. When you're saying what you're grateful for, remember to keep it random. 'I'm thankful for surviving the Walrus Incident' should keep them guessing.

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This Thanksgiving I plan on being thankful for my ancestor's genetic resistance to small pox.

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