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Sympathy ecard: I am sorry for your tragic loss and doubt you would contrive this just to avoid having sex with me. Ecard image showing: I am sorry for your tragic loss and doubt you would contrive this just to avoid having sex with me.

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Today’s card is a sympathy card which means you can send it to people who say they know someone who has recently died. Sometimes I suspect people make up stories like that for attention or to evade responsibilities. If you harbor doubts about someone, send along today’s card and study them carefully to see if they look guilty.
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Published on 4 Feb 2011

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Today's card is a sympathy card which means you can send it to people who say they know someone who has recently died. Sometimes I suspect people make up stories like that for attention or to evade responsibilities. If you harbor doubts about someone, send along today's card and study them carefully to see if they look guilty.

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I am sorry for your tragic loss and doubt you would contrive this just to avoid having sex with me.

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