Sympathy Ecard with text: I am sorry for your tragic loss and doubt you would contrive this just to avoid having sex with me.
About This Card

Today’s card is a sympathy card which means you can send it to people who say they know someone who has recently died. Sometimes I suspect people make up stories like that for attention or to evade responsibilities. If you harbor doubts about someone, send along today’s card and study them carefully to see if they look guilty.

4 Feb 2011