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Ecard text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.
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The Harvard Skull Fiasco is Now Available

There's a new book out in the world, and I wrote it.

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Ecard text: I enjoy touching you in a romantic sort of way. The secret chambers of my heart are haunted no longer by the delicious tactile squeak of inflatable farm animals. Nonetheless I think your effect on me has been positive overall.
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On Wednesdays I like to post an older card and then spend the rest of my day abusing substances. So far I think the best substance to abuse has been chocolate pudding. But your mileage may vary.
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Ecard text: i wasn't this confused before I met you.
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