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Ecard text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.
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"Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary..."

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco is Now Available

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