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Ecard text: happy anniversary. perhaps now is as good a time as ever to own up about my slightly irregular foot fetish.
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The Perfect Query Letter for Literary Agents

My quest to find a literary agent, its reasons, and some very excellent advice on how you too can query a literary agent.

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