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CheerUp ecard: Cheer up. At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants. Ecard image showing: Cheer up. At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants.

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Sometimes other people feel sad, either because they’re feeling under the weather or because they’ve lost their wallet or even their their arm during a tragic misunderstanding in a game of monopoly. As a general rule when people feel down we all try to help them feel better. It’s a societal rule. Without societal rules society would fall apart and nobody would ever deserve chocolate pudding.
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Published on 28 Aug 2012

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slug life

Sometimes other people feel sad, either because they're feeling under the weather or because they've lost their wallet or even their their arm during a tragic misunderstanding in a game of monopoly. As a general rule when people feel down we all try to help them feel better. It's a societal rule. Without societal rules society would fall apart and nobody would ever deserve chocolate pudding.

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Cheer up. At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants.

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