Slug life | CheerUp Ecard | WRONGCARDS

CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. At least you are not a slug being eaten by ants. — about this card: slug life | Sometimes other people feel sad, either because they’re feeling under the weather or because they’ve lost their wallet or even their their arm during a tragic misunderstanding in a game of monopoly. As a general rule when people feel down we all try to help them feel better. It’s a societal rule. Without societal rules society would fall apart and nobody would ever deserve chocolate pudding.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?