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Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas. Remember, Snowmen are secretly sentient, and can oftentimes behave very weirdly. You dismiss my warnings at your own peril.
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sneaky snowmen

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about this card: sneaky snowmen | People often say I’m too serious, but I have so many responsibilities! I run one of the most influential and socially responsible websites on Earth! It’s Christmas and I should burning tires in my living room and making up a batch of Nanna’s lizard soup but here I am drawing pictures of snowmen for all you reckless people who think snowmen are safe to be around. Look at me, Nanna, saving the world again…
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