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Published on 25 May 2013

so i am not delusional

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so i am not delusional

I'm not a contentious person because everyone always ends up agreeing with me - at least eventually. Here at Wrongcards I like to stick to safe topics like religion, which reminds me of why I called the site 'wrongcards' in the first place: because I'm right about stuff and people are wrong, though they'll get there eventually which is why I like everyone. Also God told me to call it that.

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If I was delusional then God would not have personally befriended me in the first place.

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