Menu closed

Keyboard Shortcuts

Press 'Escape' to close menus
Use arrow keys to navigate menus
Press 'Enter' to select menu items

WRONGCARDS

@bluesky
About
My Substack
My Newsletters

Skip to main content

Navigation shortcuts:

Press '/' to focus search
Press 'Esc' to close menus

Share this Card

Twitter Linkedin Facebook Pinterest Reddit Email

Send

Family Ecard with text: 'I was truly sorry to hear that your parents are getting a divorce. BTW: Could you please give your mother my phone number? No reason.'

no reason

...

Family

good touch bad touch

...

Flirting

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year

turkey fondling

Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn't it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it's not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don't know why I try so hard.

Thanksgiving

annoying stuff

...

Love

from the newsletter

I don't blame anybody for having children — I, too, clearly suffer from irrationally high levels of optimism.

— When Your Inner Monologue Escapes

my newsletter is called

My Blameless Life

read it here ➞