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Baby Ecard with text: Let's get this out of the way now: I will not be interested in hearing about your child until it grows into something more interesting. Like an arsonist.
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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.
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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.
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Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.
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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.
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Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I am willing to praise the teachings of Chairman Mao if it will kept keep Thanksgiving interesting.
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