Sometimes monologue | Apology Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I sometimes monologue but it really only happens when I think you have nothing of interest to say.

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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.

Apology Ecard with text: So technically it was misleading of you to tell me you wanted me to be myself.

Apology Ecard with text: I am deeply and profoundly sorry that I have to apologize to you and promise that next time I will treat myself with more consideration.

Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?