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![Ecard text: I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.]()
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![Ecard text: I'm sorry that our reality is sometimes just badly calibrated.]()
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![Ecard text: Word has reached me that your party will not feature an orgy of generously-spirited Norwegian models. And due to this oversight and lack of good planning on your party, I will be unable to attend.]()
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