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Birthday Ecard with text: I am giving you this Birthday Card even though you haven't done anything sufficiently sexual in nature to deserve it. Oh look, this bed is empty. (A picture of a bed)

insufficient

Birthdays are a chore, especially if you're like me and celebrate your Birthday every couple of months with a different group of friends. I find there's safety in numbers. Of identities.

Birthday

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I wrecked your electric toothbrush but I was overtaken by a moment of curiosity.

experimenting

Sometimes I look upon the sprawling glory that is Wrongcards and see that it is good. And other times - today, for instance - I'm fairly sure that I'm going to hell.

Apology

gregarious llama

Stands to reason

Birthday

Thinking of You Ecard with text: im just saying that sexual intercourse would probably fix whatever it is that is wrong with you.

i am only trying to help

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Thinking of You

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I’ve already started heading out on walks, specifically in search of interesting birds, so I guess I’m going to be one of those people.

— Never Go Full Rowling

my newsletter is called

My Blameless Life

read it here ➞

insufficient

Birthdays are a chore, especially if you're like me and celebrate your Birthday every couple of months with a different group of friends. I find there's safety in numbers. Of identities.

Birthday

experimenting

Sometimes I look upon the sprawling glory that is Wrongcards and see that it is good. And other times - today, for instance - I'm fairly sure that I'm going to hell.

Apology