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Birthday Ecard with text: I am giving you this Birthday Card even though you haven't done anything sufficiently sexual in nature to deserve it. Oh look, this bed is empty. (A picture of a bed)
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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I wrecked your electric toothbrush but I was overtaken by a moment of curiosity.
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Birthday Ecard with text: May your birthday be peaceful and uninterrupted by a sexually gregarious llama who won't take no for an answer.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: im just saying that sexual intercourse would probably fix whatever it is that is wrong with you.
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