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How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

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Ecard text: 'So I poured bong water into your aquarium to see if fish can get high. Now, before you react, I want you to focus on the undeniable truth - that scientific inquiry has long confused lay society. However, to show you I am a good sport, I have decided to cook you dinner tonight. Just waiting for the fish to finish marinating.'

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Ecard text: 'So I poured bong water into your aquarium to see if fish can get high. Now, before you react, I want you to focus on the undeniable truth - that scientific inquiry has long confused lay society. However, to show you I am a good sport, I have decided to cook you dinner tonight. Just waiting for the fish to finish marinating.'

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Ecard text: I would like to get up close and impersonal with you because people say you like it that way and I just want to make you happy.

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Ecard text: I would like to get up close and impersonal with you because people say you like it that way and I just want to make you happy.

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Ecard text: This Easter - do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate.

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Ecard text: This Easter - do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate.

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Ecard text: A congratulations on your success. yes, you are making the rest of us look inadequate. And yes, you should fear reprisals.

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Ecard text: A congratulations on your success. yes, you are making the rest of us look inadequate. And yes, you should fear reprisals.

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