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Apology Ecard with text: sorry you were a false positive on my gaydar
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about this card: false positive | ‘I may not believe in marriage but I believe that everybody, regardless of sexual orientation, is entitled to make mistakes like that. Even though I am a heterosexual boy I would consider marrying a gay person, or even a group of gay persons, if they are all female and good at cooking: why not? It’s sad that people aren’t always as mature as I am.’
The Harvard Skull Fiasco

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