False positive | Apology Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Apology Ecard with text: sorry you were a false positive on my gaydar — about this card: false positive | ‘I may not believe in marriage but I believe that everybody, regardless of sexual orientation, is entitled to make mistakes like that. Even though I am a heterosexual boy I would consider marrying a gay person, or even a group of gay persons, if they are all female and good at cooking: why not? It’s sad that people aren’t always as mature as I am.’

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Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Congratulations. I hope your baby is born a boy or girl.

Olympics Ecard with text: The sport we know as Greco-Roman Wrestling actually originated in certain notorious men's restrooms where one party simply wanted to use the bathroom.

Baby Shower Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Congratulations on your new baby. I'm sorry it's probably not the gender you wanted but you can always love it slightly less. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I want you to know that Im cool with you being secretly gay and everything. (These rainbow colors symbolize my tolerance of you)

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Here is a picture of a rainbow and gay-ass unicorn. I saw it and thought of you.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?