![Love Ecard with text: If we start dating then I would no longer need to pay for sex except on special occasions. So it would be win-win for both of us.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/845_hu193704b18a8a4d2b1065049f69332b34_23093_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | Alright blokes, you’re fond of a lady but you can’t very well show up in her kitchen at 3am, naked and covered in mud and broken glass, claiming to be a time-traveler. Trust me, I speak from experience when I say that women are far too jaded and cynical nowadays for that to work. My best advice? Send this card. My next best advice requires a gorilla suit but I don’t give away ALL my trade secrets.
31 May 2013