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TGIF ecard: Thank God it's Friday and nobody in Senior Management was brutally stabbed to death with a pen due to an unfortunate misunderstanding. Ecard image showing: Thank God it's Friday and nobody in Senior Management was brutally stabbed to death with a pen due to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

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One day, when someone finally hires me to work in senior management, I’m going to have to quietly make this wrongcard disappear. And if you’re thinking, ‘Kris you are not cut out for senior management’, my response to you is that ’neither is anyone I have actually met who works in senior management, so there.’ Happy Friday.
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Published on 2 Apr 2011

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One day, when someone finally hires me to work in senior management, I'm going to have to quietly make this wrongcard disappear. And if you're thinking, 'Kris you are not cut out for senior management', my response to you is that 'neither is anyone I have actually met who works in senior management, so there.' Happy Friday.

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