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Baby ecard: Statistical fact, some babies grow up to be mass murderers.I'm not saying it's going to happen in your case - I'm just pointing out that you're playing Russian Roulette with statistics. Ecard image showing: Statistical fact, some babies grow up to be mass murderers.I'm not saying it's going to happen in your case - I'm just pointing out that you're playing Russian Roulette with statistics.

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And today’s card is for new parents. Bless their hearts, they get so nervy when you mention statistics, which is something you Should Never Do. Unless you’re bored and there’s nothing on television.
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Published on 16 Jul 2010

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And today's card is for new parents. Bless their hearts, they get so nervy when you mention statistics, which is something you Should Never Do. Unless you're bored and there's nothing on television.

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Statistical fact, some babies grow up to be mass murderers.I'm not saying it's going to happen in your case - I'm just pointing out that you're playing Russian Roulette with statistics.

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