Still want you | Love Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Love Ecard with text: I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals. — about this card: still want you | Romance today is all about half-measures. It’s gotten so bad that boys don’t even steal flowers from graves any more, they just buy ’em in a shop. That’s like saying ‘I’ll do anything to win and retain your affections provided it’s convenient and lawful’. Once, lovers red-lined their emotions well into the realm of corpse desecration. But its ok, Romance can be saved; Wrongcards is taking it back!

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Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you but on the upside I at least have a lot more time to get in touch with my OWN body.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: If God didnt want me to practice on you he would have given me a sheep farm.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?