![Love Ecard with text: I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/686_hucf41e76e29a946d8de363af0c8e57eed_24147_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | Romance today is all about half-measures. It’s gotten so bad that boys don’t even steal flowers from graves any more, they just buy ’em in a shop. That’s like saying ‘I’ll do anything to win and retain your affections provided it’s convenient and lawful’. Once, lovers red-lined their emotions well into the realm of corpse desecration. But its ok, Romance can be saved; Wrongcards is taking it back!
2 Oct 2013