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Love Ecard with text: I want you to know that I would still want to be with you even if I COULD lick my own genitals.
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about this card: still want you | Romance today is all about half-measures. It’s gotten so bad that boys don’t even steal flowers from graves any more, they just buy ’em in a shop. That’s like saying ‘I’ll do anything to win and retain your affections provided it’s convenient and lawful’. Once, lovers red-lined their emotions well into the realm of corpse desecration. But its ok, Romance can be saved; Wrongcards is taking it back!
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