Ecard text: Stop wasting time on the internet.
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On Wednesdays I like to repost an older card here and then I spend the rest of my day volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. I guess that might surprise many of you because people usually assume I'm too frivolous to be politically engaged. Anyhoo - I hope you're all having a lovely day.
ABOUT THIS CARD
On Wednesdays I like to repost an older card here and then I spend the rest of my day volunteering with organizations that promote Suffrage for Goats. I guess that might surprise many of you because people usually assume I'm too frivolous to be politically engaged. Anyhoo - I hope you're all having a lovely day.

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