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Independence Day ecard: Happy July Fourth, commemorating George Washington's surrender of Fort Necessity to the French on this day in 1754. Ecard image showing: Happy July Fourth, commemorating George Washington's surrender of Fort Necessity to the French on this day in 1754.

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I don’t know a lot about Independence Day but I saw the movie and liked it. The only problem was that it gives the impression that July 4 started after aliens tried to take over the US back in the mid-nineties but, when you do the research, the Americans fought the aliens AND the French way back in 1750. Which makes you wonder why the aliens went away and waited for us to develop fighter jets before attacking again. Idiots.
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surrender

I don't know a lot about Independence Day but I saw the movie and liked it. The only problem was that it gives the impression that July 4 started after aliens tried to take over the US back in the mid-nineties but, when you do the research, the Americans fought the aliens AND the French way back in 1750. Which makes you wonder why the aliens went away and waited for us to develop fighter jets before attacking again. Idiots.

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Happy July Fourth, commemorating George Washington's surrender of Fort Necessity to the French on this day in 1754.

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