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Get Well ecard: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen. Ecard image showing: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen.

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‘Oh I heard you have swine flu.’ ‘No, I did have a headache but -’ ‘Yeah, sounds like Swine Flu. Stay away from me, man.’ ‘It’s not –’ ‘Hey back off! I don’t need to die right now. I got plans for the day.’
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Published on 7 Nov 2009

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