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Ecard text: Synchronized Swimmers never drown during Olympic Events. And this means that God cannot possibly exist.
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There was a time when our troubled relationship with the International Olympic Committee still had a chance. In retrospect I think the turning point came when we showed them this card. 'Cause about ten seconds later one them threw a mango at me. Seriously, who does that? Some of those IOC guys can be really immature when confronted with Art.



The Story So Far, Part I

I just disappeared for four years. It's time to come out from the woodwork, but where do I start? How about I go back to the middle?

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Ecard text: We can argue all day whether or not God gets high, but I think the evidence is clear.
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