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Olympics ecard: Synchronized Swimmers never drown during Olympic Events. And this means that God cannot possibly exist. Ecard image showing: Synchronized Swimmers never drown during Olympic Events. And this means that God cannot possibly exist.

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There was a time when our troubled relationship with the International Olympic Committee still had a chance. In retrospect I think the turning point came when we showed them this card. ‘Cause about ten seconds later one them threw a mango at me. Seriously, who does that? Some of those IOC guys can be really immature when confronted with Art.
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There was a time when our troubled relationship with the International Olympic Committee still had a chance. In retrospect I think the turning point came when we showed them this card. 'Cause about ten seconds later one them threw a mango at me. Seriously, who does that? Some of those IOC guys can be really immature when confronted with Art.

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