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Birthday Ecard with text: Thank you for understanding that my not remembering to get you a birthday present stems from a rejection of banality and an idiosyncratic tendency to focus on the Great Themes of Life rather than the tawdry or mundane.
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Excuses Ecard with text: I regret I cannot hang out with your friends but any discussion about shoes is psychic torture that should have been banned by the United Nations years ago.
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Workplace Ecard with text: Try not to regard it as 'pissing your life away in an office job' and see it more as a Devil's Bargain you made, trading adventure and excitement for the sake of security that you never regret, except between midnight and three am
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