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Apology ecard: I am sorry I cried but I really needed to know if I could use tears to trick you into doing things. Ecard image showing: I am sorry I cried but I really needed to know if I could use tears to trick you into doing things.

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Sometimes I know I have erred. I’ll be surrounded by security guards, plastic zip-ties around my wrists, and my grandmother will be explaining ‘me’ to them over the phone. I have learned, for instance, that banks are not optimum places to play paint ball (though I still think we’d all appreciate some signage). Point? When in error, I apologize. Apologies are how I start the next game…
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Sometimes I know I have erred. I'll be surrounded by security guards, plastic zip-ties around my wrists, and my grandmother will be explaining 'me' to them over the phone. I have learned, for instance, that banks are not optimum places to play paint ball (though I still think we'd all appreciate some signage). Point? When in error, I apologize. Apologies are how I start the next game...

tags:trick, crying, tears

I am sorry I cried but I really needed to know if I could use tears to trick you into doing things.

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