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Apology ecard: I am sorry, and hereby retract all the terrible, terrible things that I said about you, except for those things that were true. Ecard image showing: I am sorry, and hereby retract all the terrible, terrible things that I said about you, except for those things that were true.

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My New Year’s resolution was to retire from public life utterly. Then Shia Labeouf decided that this was a good idea to borrow, so that’s another of my resolutions that have come to naught. In other news, my resolution to live on better terms with my pet wasp is still intact. Horace and I are committed to putting our differences aside this year
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My New Year's resolution was to retire from public life utterly. Then Shia Labeouf decided that this was a good idea to borrow, so that's another of my resolutions that have come to naught. In other news, my resolution to live on better terms with my pet wasp is still intact. Horace and I are committed to putting our differences aside this year

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I am sorry, and hereby retract all the terrible, terrible things that I said about you, except for those things that were true.

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