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Dark Humor ecard: The world's most powerful government has has designated you as both a terror target and a terror suspect. This means you do not have the right to utter the phrase 'i am bored' ever again. Ecard image showing: The world's most powerful government has has designated you as both a terror target and a terror suspect. This means you do not have the right to utter the phrase 'i am bored' ever again.

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When the doctor told me about Messianic Personality Disorder I held up my finger and said ’to define is to limit’. And I thanked him for naming a disorder after me and that I would regard it as a lifetime achievement award. He then said it wasn’t named after me, which I suppose means I don’t have it. Psychiatry is still just a theory I guess.
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Published on 12 Jul 2013

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terror suspect

When the doctor told me about Messianic Personality Disorder I held up my finger and said 'to define is to limit'. And I thanked him for naming a disorder after me and that I would regard it as a lifetime achievement award. He then said it wasn't named after me, which I suppose means I don't have it. Psychiatry is still just a theory I guess.

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The world's most powerful government has has designated you as both a terror target and a terror suspect. This means you do not have the right to utter the phrase 'i am bored' ever again.

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