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Dark Humor Ecard with text: The world's most powerful government has has designated you as both a terror target and a terror suspect. This means you do not have the right to utter the phrase 'i am bored' ever again. — about this card: terror suspect | When the doctor told me about Messianic Personality Disorder I held up my finger and said ’to define is to limit’. And I thanked him for naming a disorder after me and that I would regard it as a lifetime achievement award. He then said it wasn’t named after me, which I suppose means I don’t have it. Psychiatry is still just a theory I guess.

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Christmas Ecard with text: santa knew who was naughty and nice. he knew too much. he had to die. sorry.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. God might not be listening to you but the CIA always is.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?