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Workplace Ecard with text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.
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about this card: presenteeism | Planet Earth has been a blast lately. On the positive side, everybody has jumped on the ‘Socially Isolating Yourself’ bandwagon; guys, I’ve actually been doing that my entire life! I even built an entire website to help people become more socially isolated. You can just share cards like this with people and you’re done. You don’t even need to pretend to sell Essential Oils any more.
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