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Workplace Ecard with text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are. — about this card: presenteeism | Planet Earth has been a blast lately. On the positive side, everybody has jumped on the ‘Socially Isolating Yourself’ bandwagon; guys, I’ve actually been doing that my entire life! I even built an entire website to help people become more socially isolated. You can just share cards like this with people and you’re done. You don’t even need to pretend to sell Essential Oils any more.

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Columbus Day Ecard with text: If you're going to celebrate Columbus Day then show some historical awareness, perhaps by spending the day giving syphilis to Europeans.

Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas. Remember: it's probably not very sensitive to be leaving out cookies for a man who famously struggles with his weight.'

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, you will always be a shining example of what will happen to me if I don't do any cardio.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

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I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?