Taking the time | Father's Day Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Father's Day Ecard with text: dear dad, thank you for taking the time to knock-up my mother. you sure earned this father's day card. your child.

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WTF Ecard with text: FYI - I have stopped carrying molotov cocktails around with me.I just dont trust myself with them anymore.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Happy Fathers Day and thank you for teaching me about the birds and the bees by leaving your porn stash in a location that was conveniently accessible to children.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you got angry at me when I contradicted your hallucinated version of reality.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you.

Father's Day Ecard with text: Dad, thanks for turning me into a self-made man

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?